UPGRADE your gold digging skills or retire.

When I wrote Barbie VS. Gorilla, I noticed how a lot of ladies wrote me back, messaged me or commented on my social sites accounts about the type of barbies they were.

They were all too happy to tell me how and why  they were better Babries. And how irreplaceable they are because of the rare qualities they assume they know they possess that other Barbies may not have.

I also noticed that these women were on the mature side of the Barbie game, the veterans, of course these young uns’(amateurs) had nothing on their game for with experience had come some sort of smarts about their hustle.

What I also noticed was that nobody aspired to be a gorilla and no gorilla messaged me or commented.

On this hot summer night, with a dust filled skyline, I sit and wonder why all these women who are willing to bend over backwards for a baller are not aspiring to be the gorilla. The psychological dimensions of a woman are truly beyond comprehension but most women do nothing for any apparent reason unless love is involved.

We are natural-born strategists.

So why would a woman pass over being the gorilla; surely this is what it’s all about?

Is it because they know that as soon as they have unlimited access to the wealth, real daily interactions with the baller; they may find themselves more at home baring and raring kids and another Barbie could replace them on the long “working” nights or trips, the dance floor and the booze fuelled parties?

Or is it because just like any sport/profession/software every once in a few years the rules are amended, the software is upgraded and new tools are introduced. So for you to keep up to date and for your skills to be somewhat unrivaled you actually have to be active in the field. You can’t “afford” to be out of play for too long.

A million stars can twirl at once but the real truth is that gold digging is old…gold diggers aspired to be the gorilla.

We have a new generation of women who are PLATINUM DIGGERS, yes you read right. The platinum diggers ship has sailed and if you missed it…well, you can just jump right into the ocean and try to catch it.

Platinum diggers have no primary desire to be the gorilla. They have more than one baller in their pocket at any given time. They are keeping their options open at all times. Business is business, no time to get sentimental and personal.

And the baller knows this and prefers it simply because their families are protected and they too can play field should Barbie #1 decided to sulk. The baller doesn’t mind taking care of Barbie financially because he’s money is just that strong and he knows there’s plenty more fish in the sea that will give up the cookie without him spending as so much as a cent.

Unfortunately, we women reach our “expiration date” quicker than we would like to admit. And in denial of this we come up with a million and one hot arguments as to why we are who we are at a certain stage in our lives.

Keep in mind the expiration date has little to do with child birth but simply in looks, body shape and lifestyle factors. If the expiration date didn’t exist then why would women be worried about settling down (another thing we don’t like to openly admit)?