Barbie VS. Gorilla

It has been said and it is true that beauty will get you inside the door but you will have to be extraordinary to stay in. There has to be something about you that they cannot live without.  Any grown woman will testify to this fact.

Your great body will bring men to their knees; your fabulous hair will have women wishing they knew how you always keep it looking good; your fashion style will be the envy of many. They will all want a little piece of your pie. You will become the IT girl. And if you play it right he just may buy you a car. There are a lot of beautiful young women lurking at every corner, every city in the world is littered with fine young things just waiting for a moneyed man to come along and spend on them. There are a lot of beautiful young women with essence and drive and a little more ambitious than you thought. Barbies are everywhere and a rich man has the capabilities to find and own every single one of them.

It’s the classic tale of married man meets younger, hotter, beautiful woman whom he wants and eventually gets. Of course the ball game is based on just how strong his pockets are. And trust and believe; big ballers are not afraid to spend a little change on their prized possessions. In fact a man who really is into you doesn’t mind spending his money on you, why would he? He likes his toy to be fresh and clean so when another baller comes along she will think a hundred and one times before she jumps ship while it would take him a second to be through with the Barbie. After all he has his gorilla back at home.

The reason why the gorilla is irreplaceable is because she takes care of home. Plain and simple. A smart man knows he can play around but the gorilla is the main squeeze, she can’t be touched. The Barbie’s may have one over her but she’s tattooed permanently on his livelihood.

Gorilla tends to his kids, she licks his wounds when Barbie’s walk out on him, she fixes his dinner, she makes sure the bills are paid on time; she’s the lady in charge of his backbone. She provides the type of stability a Barbie would never be able to provide. If the gorilla leaves, the man’s ego would be wounded worse than what any Barbie could do to him because Barbie’s are replaceable but a gorilla is not.

He may whine and complain about his gorilla (most ballers don’t because that is the ultimate sign of disrespect and as a Barbie you need to appreciate the gorilla and not trash her) but he is not leaving her for the Barbie. He may leave one Barbie for another but the gorilla is the rock.

The gorilla has the power to clean him out, worth much more than 10 Barbie’s combined.

The gorilla was there when the money was just baby money. The Barbie has just arrived and wants to enjoy the warm fruits of the hard work- and he doesn’t mind; the Barbie is good for his ego.

The gorilla may not be interested in bedroom gymnastics and yoga-inspired-by-karma sutra positions which the Barbie will be willing to bend over and stretch.

The gorilla offers the kind of insight he needs, keeps him focused. While with the Barbie he discusses the latest Phantom and whatever she saw on the LV catalogue. He doesn’t mind, as long as his kitty purrs he will spend.

The gorilla is allowed her twenty minutes of threats and drama, the Barbie will be told quite simply to grin and bare it should another hot tottie grab his attention.

The gorilla has the power to keep your man indoors the whole night and off the phone (texting to you) and the Barbie does not have the same power. He can tell her where to get lost while with the gorilla he would end up working at a filling station near the Barbie’s home.LOL.

That’s why smart Barbie’s know when it’s time to move on (and they do so quietly) and that falling in love is not part of the equation. This situation is merely a business transaction that just happens to involve what seems like an emotional blanket but really it is not.

Why is it so easy to replaceable Barbie’s? It’s the power of the things that money can buy and acquire.

And that’s why most Barbie’s really do not mind if he has a ring on his finger, so long as he keeps her laced up and glam’d up in latest fashion, all expenses paid vacations and he is flexible with his bank card. After all, why would a pretty young thing want to hang around with company that doesn’t appreciate how she looks and is interested in keeping her happy no matter what it takes. Truth is all parties involved in this arrangement are happy.  

Yet Barbie’s have the tendencies to forget that the same way he acquired the toy, the same science shall be applied to another. So Barbie’s need to make sure that when she leaves its either she’s satisfied that she had fun or that she will always be missed. To be an irreplaceable Barbie you will need to be a woman of substance, not just fun a parties and yachts’, you will need to put up with a whole lot more than what the gorilla does yet say much less.

When it’s said and done every human being has a price, once you have retained them, they become your possession and you (the player) have the receipt to show for it.

Women: Accept&Embrace

I am all for women empowerment. I support it a 100%. As women, I respect and I am humbled by how far we have come from the days when we were only expected to just bare children and fix dinner and do laundry and make sure the tomatoes are coming up ok. Don’t get me wrong, these are still traditional female roles which I embrace and accept.

I am proud that most women are now receiving some-kind of an education, having careers, holding down more than one job and STILL baring children, fixing dinner, doing the laundry and making sure that the tomatoes are bought on time.LOL. Today, women can be found in almost all fields of work and they excel. What I love about my sisters is that they don’t want to be a model in the office; she wants to get the same treatment the johns are getting in the boardroom. This breed of women is a super woman. She knows that to survive in a male dominated jungle she needs to be able to roar and show her fierceness so she can survive. There is no room for weakness. There is truly nothing that a woman can’t do…or so we think.

The problem I have with this extraordinary woman is that she believes in her own image and shadow so much that she is ready to shoot down anybody or rather any man, verbally, about his manhood. Heck, she is a man herself- she just happens to look like a woman, dress like a woman, speak like a woman, behave like a woman, and needs some good-good just like all women *wink*.  Yes you built your career from scratch and are climbing all the way to the top, yes you can pay your own bills, yes you can afford to vacate anywhere you want and yes you bought yourself that to-die-for ride. These things are material. They can be gone by tomorrow.

We need to stop trying to have all sorts of excuses why we can measure up to men. The truth is simple; we are women because there are things that we can do that men can only dream of, they are men because there are things that they can do that we can only dream off. The strange thing about this situation is that men have learnt to appreciate the things that women are capable of handling well that they (men) cannot. And here we are always trying to outshine and outlast men.

Just because there are things that he can do that I can’t do doesn’t make me any less of a woman.

In fact a sound and mature gentleman will appreciate that I’m a powerhouse in the boardroom, making moves like I’m in a chess game yet I’m still woman enough to admit that I need him.  Women have set such high, unattainable standards that men just don’t even bother with that. And we turn around and name-call the women who say, “hey, I’ma get it anyway I can”.

 I am in no way saying settle or lower your standards. But do know that men are simple beings; we just over complicate their views because we are so busy trying to understand them because we have the need to be equal to them even in things that we have no business being equal to them for.

Some of y’all super woman have erased the male species from your look book because you believe no one is good enough or can handle you.  If a man knows YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT and is still with you, you need to drop the attitude and ride that like a soldier. A man has no problem with your IQ levels and certainly is not intimidated by your bank account. What he actually cannot handle is you reminding him every chance that you can just how you can do for yourself.

NEWS FLASH: you probably never got it good that’s why your attitude is climbing the walls instead of you *hint*.

Ladies; a vibrator is nothing like the real deal. We need to accept and embrace this fact. No amount of lubricant and masturbating and getting ourselves to the destination will ever be just as good as the touch of another, every once in a while. You can try and show your dildo that you are vulnerable but you will get nothing in return as a vibrator cannot open up about its deepest thoughts and dreams to you. You will cuddle your pillow and start fantasizing about your girlfriend’s man.

There is nothing wrong with admitting that you need a man to hold you, there is nothing wrong with admitting that his broke ugly self sends your head spinning in bed. Stop acting like you got it like that because after a few drinks we all know just how badly you need a shag. And there is nothing wrong with the sister who is at home raising her kids while her man is at work. Just like you chose to have a career over nurturing; choose not to belittle her. And quit asking the super powered women who know how to balance child rearing and boardrooms how they manage: they are women- that should be enough for you to know.

You are not less powerful if you have a man to help you out from time to time, physically or otherwise.

The smart women are the ones who know that when it’s all said and done you need that person who will put out all the raging fires of the jungle.*wink*

@MMarcellechic