Barbie VS. Gorilla

It has been said and it is true that beauty will get you inside the door but you will have to be extraordinary to stay in. There has to be something about you that they cannot live without.  Any grown woman will testify to this fact.

Your great body will bring men to their knees; your fabulous hair will have women wishing they knew how you always keep it looking good; your fashion style will be the envy of many. They will all want a little piece of your pie. You will become the IT girl. And if you play it right he just may buy you a car. There are a lot of beautiful young women lurking at every corner, every city in the world is littered with fine young things just waiting for a moneyed man to come along and spend on them. There are a lot of beautiful young women with essence and drive and a little more ambitious than you thought. Barbies are everywhere and a rich man has the capabilities to find and own every single one of them.

It’s the classic tale of married man meets younger, hotter, beautiful woman whom he wants and eventually gets. Of course the ball game is based on just how strong his pockets are. And trust and believe; big ballers are not afraid to spend a little change on their prized possessions. In fact a man who really is into you doesn’t mind spending his money on you, why would he? He likes his toy to be fresh and clean so when another baller comes along she will think a hundred and one times before she jumps ship while it would take him a second to be through with the Barbie. After all he has his gorilla back at home.

The reason why the gorilla is irreplaceable is because she takes care of home. Plain and simple. A smart man knows he can play around but the gorilla is the main squeeze, she can’t be touched. The Barbie’s may have one over her but she’s tattooed permanently on his livelihood.

Gorilla tends to his kids, she licks his wounds when Barbie’s walk out on him, she fixes his dinner, she makes sure the bills are paid on time; she’s the lady in charge of his backbone. She provides the type of stability a Barbie would never be able to provide. If the gorilla leaves, the man’s ego would be wounded worse than what any Barbie could do to him because Barbie’s are replaceable but a gorilla is not.

He may whine and complain about his gorilla (most ballers don’t because that is the ultimate sign of disrespect and as a Barbie you need to appreciate the gorilla and not trash her) but he is not leaving her for the Barbie. He may leave one Barbie for another but the gorilla is the rock.

The gorilla has the power to clean him out, worth much more than 10 Barbie’s combined.

The gorilla was there when the money was just baby money. The Barbie has just arrived and wants to enjoy the warm fruits of the hard work- and he doesn’t mind; the Barbie is good for his ego.

The gorilla may not be interested in bedroom gymnastics and yoga-inspired-by-karma sutra positions which the Barbie will be willing to bend over and stretch.

The gorilla offers the kind of insight he needs, keeps him focused. While with the Barbie he discusses the latest Phantom and whatever she saw on the LV catalogue. He doesn’t mind, as long as his kitty purrs he will spend.

The gorilla is allowed her twenty minutes of threats and drama, the Barbie will be told quite simply to grin and bare it should another hot tottie grab his attention.

The gorilla has the power to keep your man indoors the whole night and off the phone (texting to you) and the Barbie does not have the same power. He can tell her where to get lost while with the gorilla he would end up working at a filling station near the Barbie’s home.LOL.

That’s why smart Barbie’s know when it’s time to move on (and they do so quietly) and that falling in love is not part of the equation. This situation is merely a business transaction that just happens to involve what seems like an emotional blanket but really it is not.

Why is it so easy to replaceable Barbie’s? It’s the power of the things that money can buy and acquire.

And that’s why most Barbie’s really do not mind if he has a ring on his finger, so long as he keeps her laced up and glam’d up in latest fashion, all expenses paid vacations and he is flexible with his bank card. After all, why would a pretty young thing want to hang around with company that doesn’t appreciate how she looks and is interested in keeping her happy no matter what it takes. Truth is all parties involved in this arrangement are happy.  

Yet Barbie’s have the tendencies to forget that the same way he acquired the toy, the same science shall be applied to another. So Barbie’s need to make sure that when she leaves its either she’s satisfied that she had fun or that she will always be missed. To be an irreplaceable Barbie you will need to be a woman of substance, not just fun a parties and yachts’, you will need to put up with a whole lot more than what the gorilla does yet say much less.

When it’s said and done every human being has a price, once you have retained them, they become your possession and you (the player) have the receipt to show for it.