Diva Wisedom

Dear young girls,

When did it become fashionable to sleep around with men of any age? As a woman you have to learn to discriminate, you must know what sort of man you want. But if it pleases you to sleep with a garden boy then that’s ok, just use protection.

 I understand that temptation maybe everywhere and yes I know the “bidnis” is good when you do get it good. Yet I still fail to comprehend that with a pandemic on our hands we still choose to get down like that? As you get a little older you will understand that waiting and scouting out who you give your cookie too is much better that just giving it up anyhow anywhere, unless your aim is to become a teenage mother. Also, as a young sexually active individual you must know that there are things that grown women do to make sure the cookie stays fresh and well (that’s why this cookie business is only recommended for grown folk). You have to visit a gynecologist or your nearest Family planning center or clinic. If you grown up enough to lie down then you should be afraid to face an adult and tell them that you are on the bidnis. Being a grown woman just doesn’t mean getting your period, there are all sorts of other things that you NEED to know, and only a pro will be able to help you. Girl talk can go only so far and usually it’s inaccurate.

I chose to write this letter to y’all young divas because the truth is all the aging divas are pissed off at just how well your game is, although it can sometimes be disrespectful ending up in a whooping (personally I don’t encourage such barbaric behavior but a girl got to do what she thinks is best for her). And they are angry at your pathetic mathematics skills.Anikwati kubala.

Firstly, let’s address the power of 2. A relationship is meant to be 1+1=2 (+9) = 3. But it seems like you have failed in the calculation department. I don’t mind because we all failed in the equation area the first time around.

But the power of 2, generally reflects on your own self esteem and worth. If you get used to being the odd number out, you will attract such self-destructing behavior and treatment from men all your life. You get used to being the spare wheel that you can’t handle being number 1.

All this messes with self respect and the law of attraction. If a man doesn’t respect you enough to make you or treat you as number 1, he doesn’t respect you at all.

1+1 (+9)/1x3x9+2=3+1=3.5 *wink*

Please try and memorize this equation it will be very effective once you understand the laws of nature.

Secondly, we want to know how you can manage to lick a lollipop for 3 straight hour’s non-stop just for a burger, from KFC nogal. The point is not the KFC burger but it’s the 3 hour shift.

How does your jaw manage not to get locked? And are there any classes you would be willing to give so we can catch up with this trend? Yes we’ve tried asking the shims but they are smart enough to realize that if we learn then that will be major competition on their part.

We are willing to pay and not rat you out to your parents.

Another thing, we hear that you prey on men who have been around the block more than a few times? Well word of advice, Swaziland is very small; sooner or later you will be sleeping with somebody your older sister or even your mom has done before. So watch out and stick to your age group. The truth is we  enjoy being cougars but we think of what little you will have left to have fun with if we turned our cougar dial to full blast.

We have a few tips we would like to share in the style department as well. When you have the body for it, flaunt it and if the body fails you, do it gracefully.

·         We respect that you all look up to Nicki Minaj but she doesn’t go out looking like Grace Jones on a daily basis. Perhaps Eva Longoria would be a better style icon or maybe even Beyonce.

·         Please be advised that wearing the same clothes as your crew as if you went crazy on the sale at Mr. Price is so outdated.

·         What makes you stand out as a DIVA is having your own personal style.

·         And never, I mean never do anything for a man, man never noticed. Look good so YOU can feel good. If a man is going to appreciate you; he will appreciate you while wearing a plastic bag.

·         Yes its true men are visual creatures but don’t you dare make it all about them.

·         Keep the makeup subtle and if you will make it dramatic, make sure it’s classy.

·         Always keep your lipstick and lip gloss close by. If you stay ready, you never have to get ready *wink*

·         We like to see cleavage but we are not trying to see all that meat hanging out of your chest! Act right.

·         And converse is reserved for sweat pants on a lazy Saturday, it’s not an everyday thing for us DIVAS.

·         Stop wearing jeans or underwear a size smaller, we know how much trouble it is getting in and out of that plus it causes a yeast infection. If they don’t have anything in your size just keep it moving.

·         Just because he slept with you doesn’t mean he is your man. Be careful the decisions that you make with your body.

·         Sleeping with him is not going to make him your man. Follow the 90 day rule.

·         Always use a condom, bring your own if you can. Prevention is better than treatment.

Remember, Diva rule #1- keep yourself happy at all times.

DiamondDiva