OHHHHHHHEEEEEEEMMMMMGGGEEEEEEE.
I have had the funniest week ever Divas! And I think its about time I join the Badgirls club.
You will not believe what I heard and witnessed. Oh man some Divas have it hard! I mean they got it tough as nails. Does anybody know what it feels like to be caught between a rock and a hard place?
Yep, that’s what some divas are on. It is sad to note that after all the trouble women put themselves through to look good for men, men still think they can just show up, unshaven, dirty, sweaty and overweight. And what is it with growing finger nails guys?
Do you men know how painful getting a wax is? Do you even know the positions assumed for a Brazilian wax? Y’all need to stop and start doing your part at taking care of yourselves because this stops right now. so now women are being subjected to washing your boxers, underwear and socks? Really?
If a man tries to pull that with me, he is going straight to his mother’s house. No time for silliness.
I think we need to address some men out there before they get called out. You know,a little heads up. Guys please don’t front because we all know you need it.
First of all, I need to know who can give these men some kissing and foreplay lessons?a lot of sisters out there are being played in these areas! I mean, why in the world are you lip glossing my lips for? I have a lipgloss in my bag thank you very much. And use your tongue in my mouth and down under. If a man think he will get a decent lollipop action then he better bring it and return the favour really good.
Don’t men know women talk about these things? So you may be walking around like you are the bomb and we’ll be looking at you like whatever man, keep tracking.
To all the men out there here are a few tips:
ü We live in the 21st century, it is accepted to shave your under arms and your privates. If you can’t bring yourself to shave and you know you carry a bush, trim it.
ü Keep your hair and nails neat.
ü When you come to see me, please make sure there are no holes in your socks.
ü Have a job or be at school.
ü Have your own place. It is unacceptable for you to be over 25 and working and still living with your mother.
ü Lose the after shave and get friendly with cologne. Visit Red Square for advice.
ü Please pay your water bill on time so you can shower atleast 2 times a day unless you suffer from B.O
ü Try not to look like a Christmas tree, check out GQ.
ü Please keep a fresh and so clean pair of boxers at your house all the time.
ü Keep your place clean.
ü Know how to make up your bed.
ü Know how to cook and do it once a week.
ü Buy flowers often.
ü On her birthday, go all out even if she refused you some good good the night before.
ü She’s your women not your maid. Get your own laundry.
ü Never ever ask her for money.
ü Do not show up at her job uninvited.
ü If you want to get drunk, use you own money. No woman is a cash cow. A man ought to be embarrassed for asking for money to go out from his girlfriend.
ü Tell no lies, no dog house.
ü You can talk to your ex, if I can talk to mine.
ü Plan a romantic getaway for 2.
ü Call a few times a day, not to complain and fight but just to say hello.
ü Send that sexy text message, it’s ok.
ü When we make love, quit getting into the business of stopping for longer than 30seconds. Unlike you, one touch doesn’t get the fire lit.
ü If you do not know how to do it, do not attempt to make me your experiment. So if you can not rub the clit right, do not try it tonight.
ü You tongue is more than welcome to go into the cookie for longer than 3seconds.
ü If you are into anal, please let a diva know BEFORE we jump into bed. So I can bring my vibrator and try it on your butt before we get to mine *wink*
ü If you have a problem staying hard, let a girl know in advance.
ü We like laying in your arms but do not try to suffocate a sister.
ü Just because she’s moaning does not mean she is enjoying it.
ü Stop asking if she have cum yet….you should know when her body is reacting to the good good.
ü You job is to satisfy her, so if she says 3 hours, you better stay on it.
ü There are other positions besides the missionary and doggy style. Check Men’s Health.
ü No small dicks allowed please.
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ü Do not embarrass me in public
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