Does the size of his dick really matter? Yes I asked!
I have heard a lot of women debate about this issue back and forth, over and over.
Is it his dick or the lover in him that can set that cookie on fire?
Don’t be shy…I know I am not the only one who has thought or spoken about this.
The more women try to hide behind “I don’t mind the size of his pinto” the more women you will have cheating on their love.
Then again, a man could compete with an elephant trunk and still be the worst lover you have ever had because all he knew how to do was climb on top of you and push back and forth like he was operating a toy. And you could come across a man with a dick size of your pinky finger, and he could take you to Paris with his tongue, get you high with his fingers, float you on a magic carpet with his mouth then drop you dead on your behind on the cold concrete when he finally delievers.LOL.
*I know many Divas can relate*
The same applies to pubic hair. I mean if a man can tell a woman to shave, wax it or bleach it. Why can’t he do the same? There is nobody who likes to visit downtown and come up with a mouth full of hair. No Sir! There is nothing unmanly about trimming a bush or shaving it. It’s kind of cute too.
There is nothing wrong with saying you like a man with a big shaft (as shallow as it may be to others), the kind of shaft that will leave your ovaries throbbing from pain when you are done trying to bust your insides open. And there is nothing wrong about saying you like a man who eats good pussy. Not a few licks, but a man who isn’t shy to dive into a woman. It is what it is.
Just as it is not a crime for man to say he loves a woman who can give good head, lick his balls and keep her teeth out of the whole thing. And he would really love a woman who could give him head until he cums. It is what it is.
And as much as we women often diss men about their dicks….why do women get offended when a man says he can’t mess with you because you are just too wide down there? He is doing the best he can but it still feels like somebody is holding your cookie open? LOL.
Ladies don’t get upset, we all know this happens and some women have been unfortunate to find themselves in that category. And the “I had a baby” excuse does not work- the men have found out that’s just a lie you use to cover up the fact that you been with man with a much bigger shaft.
Yet other men use this wide excuse just to be mean, forgetting that you may have downgraded from a Mercedes G55 to him.
Then again, after all, when the mileage is high what does the owner of the car expect?
With that said, man should not feel offended when a woman tries to teach you a few things in bed. Because truth be told, most guys think they have sex on lockdown when the honest truth is majority of you can’t even make a girl wet, forget helping her reach an orgasm. Most women just fake it or lie to you that is was good just to keep you happy. Men are so caught up on being the Shaq O’Neil of sex that most of the time they just want to hear a woman moan and they think that’s it. *BUZZER SOUND* Wrong.
Just because you pop Viagra and can go on for hours doesn’t make you King Kong. And Trey Songs just sings about all that.
The fact that you have slept with 30 women doesn’t mean you know how lay it down, it just means you had 30 women who were willing to sleep with you and out of the 30 you probably got 2 callbacks anyway and 20 were booty calls. #JustSaying
And no, your 6 kids are just proof that you had 6 women who were willing to sleep with you without a condom.
But one thing I don’t get is ANAL SEX and “straight men”, what is buzz behind all this? Where’s the pleasure? Who is getting the pleasure? How do you take a dump after that? And if a man can do it through the ass, it means he can get another man to do it with him. At the end of the day, ass is ass. Whether male or female. You ass munchers need to stop hiding behind, “its just anal sex babe”. That is a flamingo habit. It is what it is.
Another thing I don’t understand, and brothers I need your help on this one, how in the world are you hung low, talk smack about your game, look good, grown and you still can’t get the basics right? How in the world do you miss the clitoris? That’s like the mother of magic.
What are you hands and fingers cut?
A word of advice to all the brothers out there: quit talking smack about what you can do to a woman in bed…please do not set yourself up to be the laughing stock of my next tea meeting. Keep your words to a minimum if you must try to sound like Sylvester Stallone. You will be incredibly lucky if she doesn’t laugh at you in the face while you think you working it. And stop grunting like Gorillas, I we wanted to go to the zoo, we go with our friends.
Oh and the same goes to my Divas…men are very visual creatures, if you start talking like you can pop that like a stripper and do back flips while you on and keep your cookie wet by yourself- you better be able to do monkey tricks to go with that circus he has playing in his head. We all know you can’t make a sprite can disappear in your mouth and you don’t give head; you just give a couple of licks until its hard and you ready to lay on your back. Don’t lie to the man. Don’t talk but show him. You can brag to your girlfriends because we all know every woman would like to put it on a man like a pro.
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