SWALLOWING-PUBLISHED

Hello DIIIVVVAAAASSSS!!!

2011 is still brand new and I know all of you are still caught up in your resolutions and pushing strong-good for y’all. Some of you have resolved to step up your diva game this year, some of you want to get of that gold digging truck and hop on the platinum digging plane…its cool, we all have dreams and goals. Just as I shared mine last week. It’s now time to put them into action and see them through. It’s hard but not impossible divas of mine.

Some divas have also resolved that they want to turn people out. I can’t blame them, after this past few months, I am more than convinced all man have a gay fantasy. Ok, go ahead and kill me right now. The truth will remain that men love to hate gays because they are scared that somewhere inside of them, there is a little gay boy screaming for heaven and earth because he is tired of being trapped in a dark closet. Plus it has been scientifically proven that a man’s g-spot is right up his behind, and they don’t seem to mind when you perform the rimming ritual on them and some will go as far as asking you to perform fisting.

 And then, what about the ones who actually try to have anal intercourse with their female partners? Let me rephrase… the ones who beg their partners for anal intercourse, what about them? How do we begin to understand such desires from a so-called “straight” man? Damn curiosity, the buck must stop somewhere. Does it really make a difference whose anal passage it belongs to, I mean after all the person is bent over and you can’t see their faces, LOL. So why would a straight guy who vows he is not gay want to perform a gay act of intimacy with you as a woman? If he was given the opportunity in a dark alley somewhere in Jozi with an openly gay man, would his desires not overcome him? Then he would come back to Swaziland screaming obscenities at our openly gay divas?

I’m confused, what is it about homosexuality that just shuts people’s brains down?

This past holiday season I watched in awe as a close friend of mine, who happens to be gay, prowled bars and clubs. It was like a bad scene from a drag queen movie. I was balled over by the number of men who love to get head! Oh come on, don’t you act like you don’t know what head is. You know, dick sucking, blow job, kissing the snake, lick a lollipop, and bite the cucumber, peeling the banana, visiting downtown…whatever you want to call it. Its still head.

I found out that the single most erotic thing you could EVER offer any man, rich or poor, is head. Just go between his legs, and kneel before him, you will see he will have this bewildered look on his face and he will come short of pushing your head towards his little man direction. I don’t care if he told you he did not like that stuff or he has never tried it and couldn’t be bothered with it, the truth is once you give him a taste and you keep your teeth out of the way, he will be back. *wink*

Most men would pass up sexual intercourse just for good head. And good head is hard to find. So all your Divas who thought you had some game, you better revisit your instruction manual because these gay divas got GAME. I will tell you right now, you can’t compete with a dude when it comes to a blow job. That diva has been giving head since shim was 10 years old and you waited until you were at least 18, LOL. So with that said shim’s mouth has not been around the block but just has better skills than you.

Shim has learnt not to put hierms teeth in the way. So that the receiver doesn’t feel like his manhood is constantly being sawed at. Shim has learnt not only to suck at the manhood and use hierms tongue to play with it, but has learnt to lick it too. She has learnt to play with all the other devices that come with the package and lick them too. Shim doesn’t look at a blow job as a task, something to do to get the ball rolling but rather shim does it like shim is at the Olympics of pleasure and is going for gold baby! Shim has learnt to tell when the brother is about to reach his breaking point and most importantly, shim has learned not to get up and run to the bathroom or look for the nearest cup after the man disposes of his liquids in shim’s mouth. Yes ladies, shim has learnt to SWALLOW!

That is why so many of our men would and will get a blowie from a gay guy. At some point it matters not the gender of the person between your knees just as long as they are doing what they are supposed to be doing right. Just as long as that snake gets to spit out some venom.

And that is what happened in every bar or club my friend went into, he would notice men looking at him funny but as soon as he put his game on, after a drink or two, our so called straight guy was ready to visit the loo for a quick round of lollipop licking.

Have you ever seen the look in the eye of a man whose poison has just been swallowed? You will walk out of that room a queen and him…a drooling puppy. Smile.

I respect all my divas that swallow because I know that can’t be easy, but for a split second you completely put your partners need to brag first.

It doesn’t make you any less of a person than you already are.

These divas have no shame in their game!

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